There were many who wanted more endings for The Stanley Parable.
We assured them that it wasn’t in need of any more content and that it was good just the way it was, because it had already the ideal number of endings.
It was a sadsack that was full of truths.
We knew that. We knew it were lying however we did it anyway. We’ve carried that shame around over the past few years, an burden that weighs on us all the time.
Enough is enough.
This is the time to correct it as well as to release our shame. Please accept the shame we have for you to use it to your advantage. We’re fed up with it.
From the deceivers who gave you the award-winning Indie game The Stanley Parable comes The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is an update to The Stanley Parable that includes more content, more endings, more whimsical adventures of Stanley and The Narrator, the best of friends. Stanley and The Narrator. It will launch in 2019 for PC as well as consoles.
The bitter regret of having deceived hundreds of loyal customers time is a delicious food item.
In all seriousness, this time the job is done. It’s over.
Review by my little pony adult games